Challenge Revealed: Ninja vs Mini Chef Stop Motion Animation

Here is what we came up with when challenged with random items, i.e. an avocado, ninja outfits, a six-year-old, and an ice cream cone.  This stop motion animation built upon what we have experimented with in lawn-surfing videos. We had to resort to some After Effects animation for a few of the effects, but mostly this was all shot in camera in one afternoon.  We used the aged-film filter in iMovie and the hard light filter too.  We wanted it to look like an old kung fu movie.  The Japanese subtitles are taken directly from Google translator.  We have no idea if they are accurate. We suspect not. If any of you know Japanese, let us know what it actually says.